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No. It's never that easy.

There I am in a chat room, have an interesting chat with these 2 birds who like each other a lot, it seems. Couple of hours go by, fun, nice, chat. Then these other 2 birds come in and start doing a strip show - lick, suck, look up in awe, isn't it all wet and lovely and scenty etc etc.

This was a little boring - besides being incrediby badly written. So me and one of the first pair go into a private chat. We stay there for 7 HOURS. We talk, and talk, and talk. We don't run out of things to talk about. Every subject we talk about, we find ourself agreeing with and liking one anothers opinions. She is perfect. She shows me pictures of her. WOW! She's fucking HOT! No, not just hot. She's stunning. She is the most GORGEOUS thing I've ever laid eyes on. She's just an absolute pleasure to behold. There's some professionally done posey pics and some random unposed pics. She's just as stunning in every one of them. Obviously I tell her so. Later, I get a link to another photo album - photos of places, and more of her. Perfect. Beautiful. Clever. I want to meet this woman. I want to go places with her. I want to do things with her. I want to do things TO her. I want to hold her. I want to whisper things in her beautiful ears.

Turns out she's fucking MARRIED. And she lives in fucking AUSTRALIA.

FUCK.

On the upside, her marriage is turning to shit. On the downside, she doesn't seem receptive to moving to the UK. Or is that also on the upside?